Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Blue Mountains, Day Two - Climbing


Our second day in Katoomba, we headed up to some rocks to go climbing.



A good time was had by all, including our friendly guide Julie,

who even got to get on the rock once or twice herself (she trusted us to belay!?!?). One of the best ways to spend the day, out away from the ruckus, just dabbling in rock and chalk and dirt. Really puts a peaceful smile on your face.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Blue Mountains, Day One - 3 Sisters

Carrington Hotel, Katoomba:
Um. There’s a billiards room here,

a fact in which I just delighted on my way back from the bar. And the doorknobs sit about five feet off the floor, leaving some (Tim included) to wonder just how kids might escape from a room on fire. There are chairs everywhere, and plush velvet couches with cushions on every side.

Two stone maidens grace the front steps, just underneath and out from the plantation columns that shore up the ceiling above the front patio (I like to call it the smoking area) where I now sit.

This is one of those old school places your parents used to tell you about. Straight out of Savannah, Georgia,

the kind where all the trim is gilded and every stairway carpeted.

The kind of place where old codgers wonder just how to get down to the brasserie and just what to make of the young American chap giving them painfully detailed directions.

This is the Carrington. In Katoomba, a little town in the Blue Mountains west of Sydney. And it’s under renovation. They were painting outside today when we arrived, fresh in off the train from Sydney.

We dropped our bags,

ate a quick lunch

(best veggie burgers in all of Australia) and headed down the main drag (aptly called Katoomba St.) for to take in a slice of the splendor that is the Blue Mountains.

After a brief jaunt we came to the lookout at Echo Point. In the visitor center we were told that the maps were shoddy and even now up for revision, and that we should pay close attention to their verbal directions instead. Actually, this is not what they told us at all – but they should have.

We took in the views, which were, to say the least, phenomenal. Spectacular even. Sheer sandstone cliffs dropping off to green forests, forded by slow-moving gondolas. The Three Sisters sat in silent silhouette, a titillating testament to geologists the world over.


We hiked down to the cliffs, continuing toward the (I kid you not) Megalong Valley floor. The stairs were steep and mostly stone, the railings a real relief for my rapidly palpitating ticker.

These were the kind of steps one would really not wish to slip on. After a daring descent

we reached the bottom, and followed the trail to the North along their feet, backtracking toward town. Cockatoos cawed from above, and the canopy above us spoke in remembrance of a sun it had not seen for hours. We overtook a small group of Europeans, promptly leaving them in the dust.

And then came the ascent. It was, to be sure, a wicked ascent. Upward we climbed, past waterfalls and trickling streams, over bridges, and up, yes, up, more steps. On and on we climbed, like Rutherford the Brave on his valiant quest to meet the mighty Icculus. As we climbed the sunlight came back to us in vague shades until finally, just when I thought I could climb no more, we reached the top, the pinnacle, the apex, the penultimate orgasming peak that was . . .

. . . rather anticlimactic, oddly enough. Trees blocked the view from the quote unquote lookout, and a homeless man found brief moments of respite between trompers on a sandstone ledge.

And yet the fact remained that we had done it! And then Maya went for a run. JK. Tim and I had a beer,

(well, OK, two)

followed by massages for all, and finally, dinner. Ta! Ta!

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Sydney - Newtown Festival

The rest of the weekend was filled with much of the same. A party on Saturday. Two festivals on Sunday. Fun fun fun. Rather than get into it, I'll just post some pictures, cuz you know the deal . . .

Maya flies a kite to the trance soundtrack emanating from below:

And is very happy about it:

Him: Ooooh, kite. Her: I wish he'd just bug off already and go fly a fuckin' kite.

The cute couple:

The other cute couple:

Catherine and Maya:

Brooke, Caine, and Catherine:

Kim and her fun friends:

Closeups:



Maya asks me nicely to stop taking pictures:

Maya lets the hand do the talking:

So then I had to resort to shooting fotos of other people:

Friday, September 15, 2006

Sydney - Golden Century & Opera Bar


We arrived in Sydney just in time to enjoy a Friday night with Catherine's great friends Brooke and Caine. We met them downtown at a Chinese restaurant called Golden Century. One entire wall was devoted to fish tanks containing everything from Barramundi to crabs. I had never seen this sort of setup before - it was really something. Catherine, Brooke, and Caine took care of the ordering, and our waiter brought the selected creatures by the table for our approval before they were taken off to be made into dinner. It was quite a sight to see a still-live fish flopping in a plastic bag - really makes you think about where your food is coming from.

Dinner was delicious. Everything was fresh, of course. And the company was great. Brooke and Caine are old friends of Catherine's, and they're as much fun to hang out with as she is. Well, almost as fun. I can't be dissing the tour guide.

After dinner we headed for the Opera Bar,

a large outdoor bar (you guessed it!) situated on the patio of the Opera House. Holy shit, was it a surreal sight to behold. Our first night in Sydney, and there we were, having drinks directly beneath the most iconic image that exists of Australia,

aside from, perhaps, crocodiles and kangaroos.

Across the harbor, bats circled the towers of the Harbor Bridge, adding to the mystique of the evening.

I felt like I had stepped directly into a vampire movie. We went back to Brooke and Caine's and carried on into the wee hours of the morning. What a great way to get your bearings. I have a lasting image of being out on their patio, looking off into the distance at a downtown hotel that had been modeled on a cruise ship. After spending the last three weeks in the Bush and by the sea, to be in a major city was just mind-blowing.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Nimbin


Nimbin is a town unlike any other. We could smell it coming from a mile away. I was feeling quite stoned upon exiting the car, and I hadn't smoked a thing.


And then came the offers. To buy. From just about every person in town. The very same lady offered to sell me some of her shit twice - within five minutes. The whole town is centered around the growth, sale, paraphrenalia, and consumption of ganja. As the story goes, thousands of people came to town for a festival some years back . . . and never left. I could see how the arresting beauty of the surrounding landscape could entice one, or many, to stay. The Marin-esque scenery was as striking as a gavel.


So we doodled around town, checked out the local shops,

picked up a few novelty items, and went to the bar for a beer on the back porch.

Drinking our beers, we noticed what was likely to happen to patrons of that establishment. Most of them were having a very hard time walking, or even talking for that matter. They were stopping and dropping like flies.

We headed over to the town's museum, an overwhelming testament to world peace, brotherly love, and getting stoned. We found, among other things, a fabulous tie collection,

a magnificent mix of eggbeaters,

some stray mannequin limbs,

a toy cop on a tractor,

some very interesting art,


some vintage posters,

and some marvelously moving messages







Our brains nearing implosion, we finished up and decided to get on the road.

And what a drive it was.

Arresting beauty, indeed. Well not quite, but Timmy got a speeding ticket.
We stopped at the Big Banana

Heh.

("Big" things are huge in Australia), spent the night in Coffs Harbor, where I learned how babies are made

and continued on our way down to Sydney the next morning.